Author Archives: Chris

I'm a thirty year old man who likes Medicine For Melancholy.

Time.

So…this was supposed to post yesterday. My bad. I feel like I never have enough time these days. The world, my world is overstimulated. There are too many things to occupy my time with, but at the same time all that stimulation has left me unable to ...

The Burden.

Last week while riding home on the train I ran across a story on the founder of the one of three of the worst websites ever created, World Star Hip Hop. (Just for giggles the other two are Mediatakeout and Black Sports Online, the latter of which is just ...

Bad Guy and Random Thoughts.

Normally, I’m a pretty diplomatic guy who tries to see every situation from all points of view, but recently some life events have shown me that women want every guy they meet to be a bad guy. I’m not sure if its a defense mechanism or too man ...

No Mall Proposals Outchea.

I graduated from college eight years ago. In all that time I’ve have not proposed to a woman. I have not dated a woman long enough to even consider saving the three weeks (or is it days?) salary to buy a ring. I could chalk it up to me just being we ...

Forget Sports.

Remember that dude who never cared about what game was on? Everyone is watching the NBA Finals and old dude is watching Chopped…yeah I used to laugh at dude. But now I realize that he was actually the smart guy. I know this because  a few weeks ago ...

Sticks and Stones.

Sometimes I have real issues with words. There are certain words when spoken in my presence make me feel some type of way. (Apparently there is some song with that title so that may be my last time using “some type of way” which makes me actua ...

On Richard Sherman.

So last night I was all about to write about my adventures competing in a Crossfit competition last weekend until this happened… Crossfit was out the window then. Maybe I’ll write about it later. Who knows. Any who, the 49ers have always been ...

Only 14 More Days….

Fellas, the stockings have been hung. The tree has been lit and the season of giving is upon us. It is, indeed, the most wonderful time of the year. Remember, there are just 14 days to break up with your girl before Christmas. Yep. You don’t wanna d ...

Dating on a Budget.

So last week Deshawnt wrote a post about smart guys not paying for dates and I applaud him for it. It’s tough outchea. Dating can get really expensive and for a lot of us brothers who ain’t major in “Getting Them Duckets” its hard ...

Open Call: Yall Asked Chris.

The Probability of Dating Someone Without Kids Past The Age of 30. Alright, here we go. We’re just gonna jump right in the deep end with this topic. Actually, on second thought, no we’re not. This one is easy. I can say for certain that there is a  7 ...