Only 14 More Days…

Fellas, the stockings have been hung. The tree has been lit and the season of giving is upon us. It is, indeed, the most wonderful time of the year. Remember, there are just 14 days to break up with your girl before Christmas.


You don’t wanna do it too late, either.

The economy is bad. Jobs are scarce. Do you really have that kind of capital?

Listen, she will understand. In fact, I conducted a unscientific of approximately zero women and they said they would all be fine with being dumped for Christmas.

Just make sure you buy a few teddy bears, some Amazon giftcards and a $50 gift card to Massage Envy and win her back…

On February 15th.



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