*tap tap tap* Is this thing still on?
ThaWell Readers: Yo! Where have you guys been?
ThaWell Writers: Everywhere that isn’t here…
First off, the site isn’t dead, just so you know. We still paying for this joint, so it’s still up. Second, it’s just been a busy year. I mean, let’s see… To catch you up a bit, I got engaged in January to a wonderful young lady, who happens to be my favorite person on earff. Then, shortly after that I got sent to Mexico for work, where I spent three and a half months of this year. Chris got married to the one woman on God’s whole green earth that gets him more than any other. I couldn’t be happier for both of them. Marcus lifted weights, cars and elevators full of people on his quest to become the hulk. I’d post one of the shirtless pics he posted to IG, but they are shirtless pics of Marcus, so no. And Deshawnt has still been doing what he does to try to change the world with [legal] drugs. Because I think that’s what he does.
Outside of that the world is still spinning, Donald Trump is still lying, Kevin Durant still ain’t coming back to The City, Donald Trump is STILL lying, Prince is still gone, Donald Trump IS STILL LYING, and “they” keep turning us into hashtags.
We’ve missed a lot. I, for one, have missed writing. Hopefully, you missed us too. I can’t speak for everyone here, but I will be making more of an effort to post often. I’m looking forward to it, and I hope you are too. Actually, it doesn’t matter if you are or not, because even if you don’t read, I’m going to post regardless. But chances are you WILL read because you are reading this right now. So maybe you are looking forward to it… I don’t know. I digress. Either way “Don’t Call It A Comeback!!” …No, seriously, don’t call it a comeback. At this point I could be making a Donald Trumpian promise. I want to follow through, but we shall see.