Thanksgiving is King, Breaking Up with Your GF is Not

It is that time of the year again.  Thanksgiving is by far my favorite holiday of the year.  With family, football, feasts, and shopping, you can’t go wrong.  Just think, it’s the only holiday that guarantees you 4 consecutive days off, free food, and no obligation or reluctancy to buy any presents.  Yes!..

Thanksgiving definitely hails as king, but could you envision it ever being similar to a break-up dinner with your girlfriend?  Below you will find the do’s and don’t’s of enjoying thanksgiving and breaking up with your girlfriend (X = do it).

 

 

Thanksgiving

Breaking Up with Your Girlfriend

Pig out at dinner like it’s your last meal

X

X

Earnestly proclaim all of the good things that have led you up to this point

X

X

Point across from you and say, “that is one big fat turkey!”

X

 
Sob uncontrollably stating that it’s not you, it’s me  

X

Watch the Cowboys on your smartphone to avoid personal conversation

X

X

Wake up the next morning and go shopping, make it your day

X

X

Feel sorry for what transpired and go back for seconds

X

 

 

-Deshawn (@ShonJay714)

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Deshawn

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